Where NaNo goes horribly wrong…

Okay, here’s the thing: I like NaNo. I think anything that encourages a writer, regardless of age or experience, to sit their asses down and put words on a page is a good thing, whether or not they “win” by hitting that mystical 50K word mark. I like the camaraderie, whether of the online or in-person variety. I like seeing people feeling as if they’ve accomplished something.

I’ve done NaNo in some form or another for the last six years. Some years it’s been official, as in, I’ve been registered and have the word counter, other years it’s been a more informal thing. STARS, as a matter of fact, is a NaNo book in a manner of speaking, from the standpoint that I did its first revision during NaNo three years ago. Considering I revised a 73K word MS and added more than 20K words during that month I think qualifies me as having “won” that year, even though I never formally signed up.

But there is one aspect of NaNo that troubles me immensely and where I think it goes horribly awry. Where people don’t get what it means to be a writer.

The forums.

Mind you, I don’t have anything against the forums. See above re: camaraderie. Where they go wrong, however, is in providing a ripe environment for a certain kind of pretentious bullshit that makes me absolutely twitchy.**

It’s the kind of entitled pretentiousness unique to far too many unpubbed authors whereupon they think starting a thread like “Books that bring [insert genre] down” is a good idea. Where they think commenting that “Oh, Book X, definitely brings the genre down because it sucks” qualifies as a good idea. And they’ll defend their right to do so, because that’s what literary criticism is All About.

Um, no.

Which is not to say any individual, unpubbed or not, isn’t entitled to an opinion. For heaven’s sake, of course they are. However, criticism means not only that you have your opinion, but you’re able to defend it in a cogent manner. That you’re able to debate its merits without being reduced to childish, simplistic rhetoric. It’s being able to say, “This book didn’t work for me and this is why,” and be able to acknowledge that someone else might have a *gasp* differing opinion and that *gasp again* it might have just as much merit as yours.

I know full well that this sort of commentary isn’t exclusive to NaNo, but there’s something about this intense month of noveling—of knowing that there are hundreds of thousands of other individuals with a similar goal and they’re tending to congregate in this one place, that provides an absolute petri dish, where these opinions can fester and proliferate with abandon.

Other misconceptions at which I find myself alternately cringing and ruefully shaking my head:

**All the classics are what was considered the “good” writing of the time period.

Actually, much of what is considered classic in today’s literature classes was actually the popular literature of its time and was derided as the amateurish scribblings of hacks. Shakespeare, Dickens, Twain, the Brontës—they were all hammered by the critics of their day, other writers held up as far more stellar practitioners of craft. The lesson to take from this is you just never know what’s going to wind up standing the test of time so to arrogantly state that something unequivocally brings down a genre is just asking for history to come kick you in the ass. Twice.

There’s also the widely disseminated assertion (uttered with a certain tone I call “know it all-itis”) that publishing is “easier” now.

*pauses to allow all the laughter to subside*

And no, I don’t try to disabuse them of this notion, you know why? Because they don’t want to hear it. Especially not from an already published author. The fact that I’m published just proves their point and I’m probably only saying that publishing is tough and getting tougher by the day because I don’t want the “competition.”

*pauses to allow the laughter to subside*

No, talking to them about the economic realities of traditional publishing and how vanity publishing really isn’t “being published” and self-publishing takes a massive amount of work on the author’s part beyond actually writing and how too few writers are able to objectively and effectively edit their own work, is simply an exercise in expending breath because again, it’s not anything they want to hear.***

See, that’s sort of both the beauty of NaNo and the tragedy of it. It’s such an insular environment—one where anything is possible—and by and large, that can be a great thing. However, the sort of arrogance that insularity breeds leads to a closed-mindedness that can be extremely damaging should one of these aspirants actually pursue publication.

Oh well, either they’ll learn or they’ll wind up writing for James Frey’s sweatshop.

** Which is why I tend to stay away from the forums, for the most part. But every now and again, curiosity gets the better of me. You’d think I’d know better. Bad Barb, no biscuit.

***As a totally irrelevant side note, I find it amusing that the most vocal of the critics are often the ones with the lowest word counts.

Cabana Boys after a week’s hiatus, Friday edition+ some release week previews

Yeah, I never got around to it last week.

Um, whoops?

And I could post about the whole James Frey Fiction Play-Doh Factory or whatever the hell he’s calling it, but so many other people have blogged gorgeously about it that I’d be but a drop of water in a very large bucket. Let’s leave it as he’s a monumental cheeseweasel and nowhere near as relevant as he’d like to imagine he is. Cheeseweasel.

And we’re up to Friday nights, primetime, which, for shows I watch, well… there’s really nothing there. Friday tends to be my catch up night. For the next time Friday rolls around, I’ll take a look at shows I don’t watch.

However, the best I can do for this time around is shows I used to watch, once upon a time. Like CSI: NY and Supernatural. This was not such a hardship.

Let’s start with Supernatural. Jensen Ackles with a beard is an adorable thing. And I’m not much of a beard girl (yet I have two guys with them today– both gingery– go figure).

And from what I understand, poor Sam’s had it kind of rough lately, so Jared’s had to bulk up accordingly. Who knew the former stringbean had it in him? I could have easily chosen a far more beefcake-y shot, but something about this one just snagged my attention.

And I follow Misha Collins’ tweets on Twitter. He’s a gorgeously eccentric flake, isn’t he?

On to the CSI: NY guys. As much as I love my procedurals, this one never grabbed me quite as much as I’d hoped. Actually, I’ve given up on the CSI franchise as a whole (because Sara and Grissom just never, ever should have happened. I refuse to acknowledge its existence.)

However, I’ve loved Gary Sinese since the Lt. Dan days. And he continues to be an amazing actor and activist.

The rest of the cast is filled with pretty, like Hill Harper, Eddie Cahill, and Carmine Giovinazzo. (Oh, Carmine– he was totally one of the avatars for a character in Between Here & Gone. I suspect he could do vintage sixties verra well.)

And my personal favorite, AJ Buckley, who plays Adam Ross, a lab tech who is like Spencer Reid’s slightly more hip distant cousin. Irish-born, Canadian-raised, and absolutely adorkable. And the eyes… guh. No, I don’t have a type, not at all.

Starting tomorrow, we will be at T- ONE WEEK from release! Finally. Lots of cool stuff going to be happening. I feel like I’m going to be all over the web with various interviews, so I’ll be keeping those who might be interested updated. There will also be some fun giveaways, since I was lucky enough to score signed books from some exceptionally talented and fabulous authors, including Carrie Ryan, Heather Davis, Inara Scott, Tera Lynn Childs, Holly Cupala, and Eileen Cook.

(I may have others, but I’ll keep those under wraps until they’re set in stone. Translation, I need to trap them and get them to sign the darned books. Stay tuned…)

Bad enough the characters taunt…

They taunt me right after I turn off the light to go to bed, prompting me to open the laptop in the dark, lean (in no way ergonomically recommended) on an elbow, and tap furiously, concluding with me grumbling at the screen, “There. Are you happy? Will you let me get some sleep now?”

Which was greeted with peals of helpless laughter behind me.

Yeah, the Hub was mocking me for scolding my characters at 12:30 AM.

Such is the life of the working writer.

IOLesscrazymakingN: The mail yesterday was very kind and brought me my pre-ordered copy of Josh Groban’s Illuminations, his first new studio album in nearly three years. Not surprisingly, I like it. More surprisingly, I love it. Like, right off the bat. Historically, with Josh, I’ve loved one or two songs on an album, and then the rest of it has to grow on me. That was definitely the case with his last (non-holiday) studio album, Awake. I like it a good deal now, but boy, did that one have to grow on me. And with the first two albums, I never listen to them all the way through any longer. Rather, I have playlists made up of a few select favorite tracks and that’s what I stick to. Frankly, the early stuff is kind of hard to listen to because while his voice is everything that originally drew me to him as an artist (and more, with ten years of maturity), the songs themselves feel somewhat tired and… not quite him. I think it’s because I have been following his career since the beginning and I’ve been able to track his growth as an artist that this is the case. He’s growing as an independent artist, with writing his own work, and it’s really pretty far from the David Foster produced “popera” of the early days. And that’s as it should be. He’s nearly ten years older than he was when he released his first album. I doubt I’d still be a fan if he was putting out the same album each time. It’s no secret that I really admire how he continues to push boundaries and stretch himself. I think the smartest thing he did for Illuminations was to step even further away from the David Foster machine and opt to work with Rick Rubin (who is like a production god– seriously).

What I’m hearing in a full listen-through of Illuminations is how Rubin encouraged Josh to step even further beyond his comfort zone yet miraculously encouraged him to employ his strengths to full effect. To wit, they kept the orchestrations, albeit in a stripped-down fashion and used his big, beautiful voice, yet in a restrained, delicate sort of way. I know, I know… sounds like complete contradictions, but somehow, Rubin managed to accomplish this.

And they weren’t afraid of lovely. They didn’t shy away from pretty melodies and orchestrations. Yet were able to venture into some really dark, poignant places within the works. (Both melodically and lyrically.) Totally the sorts of juxtapositions I dig as a storyteller. (Plus: A Nick Cave cover—go Rick, encouraging him to give that a go!)

Yeah, I’m probably gushing and that brings with it a whole new brand of mocking because it puts me firmly in that “woman of a certain age” or something (although I certainly wasn’t ten years ago, so go figure…) but because I’m kind of slow on the uptake sometimes (especially after a string of days of being awake at 5AM), I’ve come to the realization that one of the reasons I identify so powerfully with Josh and his music and overall career is that I sort of see myself reflected in it (without the enormous success and worldwide acclaim and Oprah-love, natch). I began working towards publication nearly ten years ago and his music was some of my earliest accompaniment during the late, late nights of practicing my craft. (Not to mention, it was listening to him sing “Broken Vow” that started me on the five-year journey that became Breathe, the book of my heart– story for another time.) And as he’s stretched and grown and pushed boundaries, I’ve found myself doing the same with my own writing. I’m certainly not the same writer I was ten years ago or even five years ago or even last year. So every time he says he’s itching to push boundaries and break past people’s expectations, I’m generally the first one cheering. It also means I’m going to be just as hypercritical of his work as I am of my own. Poor guy.

So yeah, there are songs on Illuminations that I’m not nuts about, but overall, I like it. A lot. I like where he’s going as an artist. I can only hope to be as brave with my work.

Playing Catch-up & Touring Girlfriend Daisy Whitney

My sister just left after a weeklong visit, her first time coming to see us out here in Seattle. On the upside, it was an absolutely glorious visit and I had a great time showing her around our new stomping grounds. However, it also means I have a metric load of catching up to do. I know the Cabana Boyz were ignored this week—I’ll either catch them up in the next couple of days or just double up next Monday.

Also, as of yesterday, it is T- Two Weeks until Release Day! ACK! OMG, I have soooo much to do. I’m going to attempt to compile a master list of all of the reviews and Nice Things people are saying about STARS (I’m overwhelmed, y’all, I really am) as well as formally announcing the official launch reading/signing (save December 7th on the calendar).

In the meantime, I am WAY behind on this one, since it was supposed to be toured last week, but I’m hoping that Daisy will forgive me, just this once.

Today I’m touring Girlfriend Daisy Whitney and her fabulous book, The Mockingbirds

Just check out this tag line: Some schools have honor codes. Others have handbooks. Themis Academy has THE MOCKINGBIRDS.

ABOUT THE BOOK:

Themis Academy is a quiet boarding school with an exceptional student body that the administration trusts to always behave the honorable way–the Themis Way. So when Alex is date raped during her junior year, she has two options: stay silent and hope someone helps her, or enlist the Mockingbirds–a secret society of students dedicated to righting the wrongs of their fellow peers.

In this honest, page-turning account of a teen girl’s struggle to stand up for herself, debut author Daisy Whitney reminds readers that if you love something or someone–especially yourself– you fight for it.

Hush little students, don’t say a word…

Um… okay, wow. Doesn’t that just sound wonderful? In a chilling sort of way? Definitely one to pick up, y’all. And now, in the spirit of getting to know Daisy a little better, I gave her my patented quiz, so let’s see what she had to say…

Dark or milk chocolate? Dark

Thin or thick crust pizza? Thin

Lakes or oceans? Ocean

Ben & Jerry’s or Häagen Dazs? Ben and Jerrys!

Lady Gaga or Katy Perry? (If neither, then who?) Arcade Fire!!!

GLEE or Vampire Diaries? (Or whatever show currently has your fancy) I LOVE 30 Rock!

Ten or Eleven? (For the Doctor Who fans– if you’re not one, then has there ever been a show or film or book that turned you into a hardcore fan?) I am hard core Seinfield fan!

Coke or Pepsi? Coke all the way!

Growing up, astronaut or supermodel? Astronaut! I wanted to fly to the moon!

Final question: If your book had a theme song, what would it be? Hey Girl, Take a Stand!

So there you have it– debut author and potential astronaut, Daisy Whitney. Make sure you check out The Mockingbirds as it’s a fabulous, timely and timeless story.

A preview of something special

For those of you who’ve read the book already, you might recognize genesis behind this graphic and yes, it’s going to be incorporated into a t-shirt for special giveaway items. I’m super excited by how beautifully it turned out and I have to extend huge thanks to my graphic designer, AKA my extremely talented husband.

LOOK!

What just landed on my doorstep!

The actual, honest to Murgatroyd REAL DEAL.

It’s even more gorgeous than I could have imagined. The finish on the cover is a matte black that wraps around to the back cover and on the spine, dead center, is a red rose. It just absolutely glows. If I wasn’t on my way out to dinner, I’d take another picture, so I’ll do that later and add it to this post.

MEEEEEP

Your Friday Video O’Fun

Flash opera mob!

How perfect is this: Public market, Italian festival, and Verdi.

Thirty members of the Opera Company of Philadelphia breaking into the “Brindisi” from La Traviata. Best part is all the expressions of delight once people realized what was going on (well, except for the one dude on his cell who looked annoyed, plugged a finger into his ear, and kept talking. No soul whatsoever.)